Sometimes ya gotta grease it up

I try to eat right, stay fit and all, but you know sometimes I just have to be bad. Tonight was one of those nights. Ever get a craving that just wont go away? Tonight's craving was cheap chinese buffet.

So I rounded up some friends, and we hit the greasiest one we could find. None of my girlfriends wanted to go, but the guys jumped at the chance. I thought it was the idea of cheap all you can eat food. I might have been mistaken though because they all came down with a terrible case of yellow fever as soon as we arrived.

Great place to people watch overall. It is a melting pot in more ways than one. Also interesting to see what different people eat. What's up with the people who come in and do nothing but watch for more crab legs to be put out and then decent upon it like a bunch of hyenas? And who the hell eats the stuff out there that still has the eyeballs and assholes attached? I don't like my dinner looking back at me.

The place had so much fried food that the smell permeated the parking lot, and I could swear I had a thin film of grease on my skin by the time we left. My system can only stand that kinda meal three or maybe four times a year. And never, ever, ride home with a bunch of guys after a meal like that unless you are in control of the power windows in the car. And that's all I have to say about that.